I am a Gnome named Tedd
I spend my days sitting in the garden of a home for the elderly, some of which are very nice people and often talk to me about their inner most thoughts. Unfortunately I am unable to speak so I cannot advise or help these people in any way, which can be rather frustrating as I'd really love to offer some help to these people who have shown me such kindness.
I am a gnome with a mind, yes, as odd as it may seem, I am a statue with a creative and individual mind, My only outlet for this is my poetry which on occasion can be very deep and meaningfull. Sometimes however it is tasteless dribble.
My music tastes are very varied, I could be listening to some old classics such as greensleves one moment. and the next it could be the popular pop hit "Umbrella" by female artist "Rhianna". Was allways a big Spice Girls fan too.
My other hobbies include bird watching, staying outdoors, watching others, listening to the inspiring sounds of nature and reading.
Yes, precisely. One would think I'd be more clever than that, but after a night of absinthe and "funny cigarettes" (I was in Egypt at the time), it's actually fairly amusing.